touchyourpenis

the sole criteria that defines a relationship for that category of guys that are only after a piece of a**. these guys also tend to hit on women much younger than them, example a college freshman and a highschool freshman. interaction tends to lead to blind groping in his car, then after she goes home he gets drunk and passes out puking in the public parking lot behind the prison. avoid these guys.

A&A: so how are things between you and that freshman?
Zach: pretty damn good.
A&A: have you taken her on a date yet?
Zach: no.
A&A: have you called her?
Zach: no.
A&A: then how does that qualify as pretty damn...oh, you let her touchyourpenis, didn't you?
Zach: hell yeah, man.
A&A: you stoner f***. you are such a man-wh*re.

by angus bohanon July 9, 2006

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Touchylittlecant

someone so shallow that he concludes that because a insult was not cited in accordance with the Harvard Reference system it somehow reduces the appropriateness of the truth to which it implies.

"Mmm...Stephen. Insults page IV. For everyone else stuck for something.... "oh shut up you touchylittleCant

by funjy December 13, 2009

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trucey

The truest and smartest guy you'll ever no

He like Lil trucey

by Gloodlum February 5, 2017

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touchy waters

British slang for a potentially sensitive or offensive thing, person or topic.

Dan: I think Winston Churchill was an amazing person.
Omar: Touchy waters, that. Some people might think he was a racist; which he was.

by LittleLukey-Poo1 June 13, 2020

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National Touchy Month

National Touchy Month is a month where everyday you and someone else make out with eachother, and touch eachother in freaky places, if you don’t do this? You’re gay and will end up lonely.

Hey don’t end up lonely it’s national touchy month!

by Ollyoxenfree September 30, 2019

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