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by Kyriakin April 1, 2003
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torqued up

Overly excited or angry. Like an overly tightend bolt about to break. see tourqued torqued
Originated on drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. When a drill string (the drilling pipes) are overly tightend, they have the potential to break, with very bad results. This makes the boss (toolpusher or driller) very angry. Hence he's all torqued up.
"Idunno what the she's all torqued up about."
"Don't get torqued up about it, it's only a casual thing."
by section83b September 8, 2006
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To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.
1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!
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torque piss

When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.
Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.
by rplusplus November 30, 2006
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torque

The force that raises your heels off of the floor when you take a leak with "morning wood".
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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