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Invisible Tophat

Where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously jizzes into the victims hair. So when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.

Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!

Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!
-Ryan Reynolds blinded me by love, and know everybody is laughing at me!

- Invisible Tophat
by Nigger,Man October 28, 2010
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glossy topcoat

A clear coat of nail polish to top off nail polish or bare nails. A good top coat is shiny, doesnt chip, applies nicely and drys fast.
"Im going to finish this design with a glossy topcoat"
by An Shape April 18, 2018
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tophatter

A tophatter is someone who takes a crap and jerks off at the same time.
JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.
by Grant Hand February 6, 2005
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Mr hankeys tophat

When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.
I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!
by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022
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Dr. Tophat

Have you seen Dr. Tophat? His content is the fucking worst
by Dr. Tophat September 14, 2020
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messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!
by notnops January 16, 2008
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Tophat

A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic faggy crap, it is actually very nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!
"dude! the kid was wearing a coo' tophat!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"
by Furreh hugs June 2, 2009
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