tookie

Multiple shotgun killer.

Tookie shotgun killed a store clerk. Then a week later, Tookie shotgun killed a father, mother and daughter.

tookie by Deep Needle September 15, 2005

Honkie Tonkie 

A Texan Homosexual man who rides beneath the horse instead on top.

Gay cowboy 1: Billy im just a regular gay cowboy

Gay cowboy 2: No your not your a flammin Honkie Tonkie

Honkie Tonkie by Bum killa 101 April 4, 2009

tookie

I'm not sure what's worse: Tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he's never apologized for or the fact that people think he's such a do-gooder, especially that dumbshit motherfucker that said Tookie is a great man. What the fuck? The guy founded a gang, dipshit!

Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....

dumbass: Tookie was a great man! He wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! He even got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's not like anyone can get nominated! He was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.

smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!

author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?

tookie by Correct April 8, 2006

toonker 

its a fat person who thinks there strong and buys themselves small clothing so there fat makes there arms look big(in other words Nye)

Hey David your a toonker

toonker by TheToonkerAssociation May 23, 2014

tookie

Rhymes with "spookie," a man who killed four people over about $100 in cash & then got scared & found "redemption" when he learned he was going to get the anti-crime vaccine. Complete coward.

Tookie should've been put to death about 3 weeks after he killed those four innocent people, instead of the Cullyforneean government waiting 25 years to finally pull the trigger.

tookie by John Heinz Kerry December 19, 2005

Tookie

Used in Louisiana as a term for a vagina; also commonly used as an insult.

Stop being such a tookie.

Tookie by Taylor Staton, Todd F. February 13, 2009

Tookie

A neutral name for both the male and female sex organs.

"Quit messing with your tookie!"

Tookie by Ursie October 14, 2008