1. Matthew Inman, writer for the hilarious "The Oatmeal" website, as described by a nonfan on May 21, 2011. This is the opinion of merely one man, an employee at Lowe's who apparently enjoys his life of selling toilets and driving forklifts inside giant warehouses, seeing as The Oatmeal is the worlds leading source in 3rd grade humor and grammar awareness.
2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D
2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D
1. "I am too stupid to understand your sense of humor. Thus, you are officially an 8x10 Toolshed."
2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."
2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."
by swall67 July 9, 2011
Get the 8x10 Toolshedmug. A sex act where a woman (of any nationality) snorts Tijuana's best cocaine off a dude's dick while simultaneously going down on him.
No dude that's the eiffel tower, tijuana toolshed is where she devours your coke covered dick like it's a carnival hot dog
by Billy McMauritzen October 20, 2010
Get the Tijuana Toolshedmug. This term refers to the period directly after the graduation of the bulk of the Chillosophy crew. Most members graduated high school in 2004, and therefore it resulted in the inevitable seperation of the members. Although the Dynasty of Chillosophy did not end (most experts predict it never will) their involvement in the community became restricted to blocks of time such as holidays and summers. During these absences, thousands of whack-ass-crews began to assemble, in hopes of reaching the level Chillosophy "chilled" at. The term "toolshed" refers to the gathering of more than one tool or square. Predictably, none of these crews were powerful enough to even "fux with they echoes."
" Yo, where did all these mark-ass tricks come from, its like the 2004 Toolshed Uprising all over again "
by Stuart Odyssey May 22, 2006
Get the 2004 Toolshed Uprisingmug. A person/animal that is has command of over 5 power tools. They can have them anywhere at anytime, but if they belong to anyone else it is not specified as a Toolshed.
by Lexxer69420 April 15, 2023
Get the Toolshedmug. Toolshed: You've been a naughty girl, haven't you? *spank*
Me: Mmmm... Yeah, I've been bad... Spank me harder... Ooooh...
Me: Mmmm... Yeah, I've been bad... Spank me harder... Ooooh...
by wendychan2011 March 13, 2024
Get the Toolshedmug. The word is defined as a dim witted yet high esteemed boy or man ... usually loud , braggart , someone who is always trying to waaay exaggerate things they have done and narcissism traits do appear as they are usually losers completely lacking in social skills ...
“Brad is a total tool shed !! If he brags one more time about his supposed computer Skills I’m gonna bitch slap him!! ... brad is defined as a toolshed ..
by Qhairball October 3, 2020
Get the Toolshedmug.