Tooly

Process of annoying and or irritating a person or persons.
Commonly used in internet gaming where consequences rarely apply as in RL. Originally created through using exploits on the game Counter-Strike including team killing, blocking people, insulting, clicky clicky (Emptying a weapon of all ammunition and repeatedly tapping fire)and other such annoyances (too many to list). Tooly is constantly evolving and varies from game to game depending on limitations.

"Let's do some tooly"
"I was tooled"
"Lol we tooled him nicely"
"I just don't find tooly funny that's all"
"FFS Stop blocking me!"

by Barry Ecclescake December 23, 2005

toley

A warm hard shit, sometimes containing nuts or sweetcorn. Can be extremely painful to get rid of out the anal opening. Can lead to "ring of fire" syndrome!!

Man shouts to his girlfriend from the lavvie, "I'm huvvin bother wae this toley ... it's no fur comin oot and it's geein me a ring of fire!"

by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

Tolleyball

Game played on a tennis court using a volleyball. The game uses rules similar to volleyball with the exception that the ball is allowed to bounce one time per possesion.

Two to six players may play tolleyball per side.

by Joe Tolleyball Acer March 26, 2010

tooletry

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

by Not tools February 22, 2011

Toolby

A most amazing feline, white an an angels wings.

Donnas cat is The prettiest Toolby around.

by melodypops April 14, 2020

Toodley

A love of learning, A playful sense of creativity, Delighting in discovery

The teacher inspired a sense of toodley in the groups learning environment

by learningdude October 10, 2021