Tontles

The most mediocre chip ever

I kinda like Tontles

by seltontrM May 18, 2022

chocolate tonto

The act of sticking two thumbs up an indians ass.

I gave that squaw a chocolate tonto.

by gordon1 July 2, 2006

Tonto Squat

When a person does an Indian squat on your face and sings Native American ritual songs as you go down on their chocolate starfish.

Damn bro billy-joe has a clapper, I’d let her do the tonto squat on my face.

by BigPapaGoose88 September 25, 2018

tontons

Girls who are so fat, they not only weight tons, but they also make you want to slice them open, crawl inside them for warmth, just like Luke Skywalker did to that ton-ton in The Empire Strikes Back!

OMG, this cold is freezing my nuts off, we need to find some tontons!

by Anita B. January 22, 2008

tentoes

To be on your "TenToes" is to be aware of your surroundings.

Person 1: Be safe bro
Person 2: Im always on my tentoes.

by Dopster June 16, 2020

totoesque

When the perfect song comes on exactly at the right time when you needed it.

Originated of the song Africa from Toto, which is always the perfect song.

Right when I decided to impress Darrie on the dancefloor, the DJ played the song from my middle school dance class. It was totoesque!

by dreistueck July 27, 2019

tontles

the best chip ever

I love tontles

by MrTontles January 20, 2022