tammed

A sexier version of the word drunk

I was so "tammed" last night, i sucked that guy's cock without even knowing it

by tammed April 5, 2008

Timmed up

To make a poorly written work schedule.

Jimmy: Who made this shift schedule? Billy: Hot damn it the schedule is timmed up again.

by Uberj November 19, 2018

Tomment

A belittling comment from your boss, meant to inspire you to work harder.

You wouldn’t believe this Tomment I got today. Sarcastically he told me I was setting my goals really high today.

by Grid star November 5, 2021

Hammy Tammed

The act of getting belligerently drunk within 30 minutes after the first drink.

"Dude, it took her 12 minutes to go from sober to completely smashed. This girl knows how to get hammy tammed."

by Rusty & Joe August 23, 2011

You’ve been Tomed

An unexpected incident happens from the Tom Holland. (not Felton….)

Your sleeping in your maggot sheets, when u wake up to find the one and only Tomathy Holland breathing and staring at you. He leans over and whispers in your elbow, “you’ve been Tomed.”

by tom holland’s toes January 12, 2022

Tombed

Drunk out of your mind.

Jake was fucking tombed last night after killing the thirty.

by Kevin01 October 7, 2008

Tomped

to be in a deep state of drunkenness where judgement is lacking, one's ability to converse logically is no more, and thinking is non-existent.

Sloppy behavior ensues, and picking up girls just becomes hilarious and embarrassing.

Yo, Ronnie came home so tomped last night. While he cooked sausages and spaghetti in the microwave, he told me 18 times how he is going to open his own bar, how he is too good for these sloots, and then proceeded to pass out after telling racist jokes.

-"Hey, hey, hey so this guy who has never talked to me in the past year, and unfriended me on facebook months ago, comes up to me to shake my hand, and i'm like who are you. I don't know you, we are not cool. I almost fought him, bro. Who does he think he is?" -"Go to bed. You're tomped."

by hockey19 October 6, 2012