1. a graphic description of an extreme wipeout in surfing, where the surfer is pinned to the bottom by the force of the wave, and the resultant tension on his leash keeps the surfboard perfectly vertical protruding halfway out of the water; appearing to spectators on the shore as a tombstone marking a watery grave.
2. metaphorically, experiencing helplessness in the face of an overwhelming oppositional force, often mother nature.
2. metaphorically, experiencing helplessness in the face of an overwhelming oppositional force, often mother nature.
"Dude, Mark got worked at Waiamea yesterday, he was fully tombstoning!"
Q- "Another beer brah?"
A- "No thanks man - I'm still tombstoning from last night."
Q- "Another beer brah?"
A- "No thanks man - I'm still tombstoning from last night."
by Chiefnutz October 19, 2005
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That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.
Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.
by Chumley667 January 7, 2012
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Last night I drank a liter of smirnoff twist and tombstone tackled this dirty whore in the graveyard.
by chris wallace May 15, 2007
Get the Tombstone Tackle mug.Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
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By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
by You don't know this August 11, 2010
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