fart tolerant

A household that generally allows open farting as the norm. Farts are not held in with members of the household.

Jennifer comes from a fart tolerant household.

by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

todarrow

that special time between midnight and sunrise.

12:15 am
you leave your friends house and say, ill see you tomarrow.
he says, you mean today?
creating an awkward situation.

heres how that same situation goes when you use todarrow.

12:15 am
you leave your friend's house and say, ill see you todarrow.
he says, alright man, later.

by Vishius April 20, 2007

tolerant left

Those who are infact, not very tolerant of others, but like to say they are

John: "I would consider myself apart of the tolerant left as I am very liberal and have a tolerance to those who disagree with my views and opinions"

Ray: "Thats awesome I voted for Trump in 2020!"

John: "Fuck you, you racist, sexist, homophobic asshole. You only listen to dailywire don't you dumbass? Maybe try thinking for yourself for once you absolute bigot"

Ray: "Okayyy then."

by Republitard June 16, 2022

maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.

Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Lehigh Tolerance

refers to the ability to hold your alcohol far better than the average person, simply because you attended Lehigh University.The majority of those in attendance at LU typically have a Lehigh Tolerance due to the high consumption of alcohol there.

Lehigh has also been known to have invented numerous drinking games: Beirut, Skong.

Guy 1: Dude, you have demolished 40 beers. Are you okay?

Guy 2: Yeah. I am a Lehigh Engineer. I have a LEHIGH TOLERANCE.

by lehighEngineerBJ October 15, 2010

Tobarism

The lost belief that found in the dead sea scrolls of a lost religion that involves the story of God in his college days and includes for the first time the Introduction of the Great Tobar. Most christians deny this religion as under Christianity because it claims that Tobar inspired God to creat the earth and all its imhabitants and it also says the the drink vodka is in fact God's Tears. Most religions like Mormanism, Baptistism, Lutheranism, and Catholiscism and mulitipal other Christian religions do not accept Tobarism

Morman: Would you like to hear the story of Jesus Christ

Andrew: Na man i got my religion

Morman: And just what is that

Andrew: Tobarism

Morman: T-T-Tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)

by El Equis June 10, 2009

Talari syndrome

The act of saying something, but then going completely quiet and unresponsive for a while after. Usually occurs during phone calls etc.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

Person 2: Yeah go-ahead

Person 1: *complete silence for 20 seconds*

Person 2: Whatever man

Person 1: *comes back and acts like nothing happened* Anyways as I was saying...

Person 1 is being defined as having Talari syndrome.

by AnuPekkaSaukko June 12, 2022