toilethead 

a religion in praising the one and only toilethead, and asking his guidance when needed

OHHHH toilethead, bless thy name

praise be the name of toilethead

toilethead by ah jeez October 13, 2011

toilette roulette 

One thinks they may get diarrhea after eating at restaurants such as Taco Bell, or McDonalds. Chance of diarrhea is 50%.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten McDonalds. I always get toilette roulette from there.

toilette roulette by Dave_Coulier May 7, 2010

Davidoff Eau de Toilette

After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.

valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'

Davidoff Eau de Toilette by perfumedave January 25, 2014

Toiletters 

WC are the letters that point out the lavatory.

The toiletters WC are less explicit than the words MEN / WOMEN

Toiletters by Guyde November 19, 2016

ToiletHeads 

Same as a crackhead but craving a toilet paper fix.

ToiletHead says: “Say my brother...y’all got any more of that toilet paper?”

Where did all the toilet paper go?

To them ToiletHeads over there.

ToiletHeads by HarleyeffnQuinn March 17, 2020

Toilette Papyrus

The superior of Toilet Paper and used to describe what Toilet Paper Hoarders think of it, especially in the Covid-19 times.

Guy 1: I want to buy some toilet paper because I'm actually out of it and I really need some more
Guy 2: You ain't touching my Toilette Papyrus!!

Toilette Papyrus by Kitkatmeowzie April 2, 2020

Toiletten 

Going for number 2

Where did he go? He is Toiletten

Toiletten by Bryan Seedamm February 14, 2023