toessner

toessner is a person who has crusty toes.

That guy is a toessner

by matthiasq July 16, 2022

toes

toes

toes

by tela lol December 3, 2021

Torships

(noun) - When someone, most commonly a female, has her torso blend directly into her hips. Laking shapeliness or the desired hourglass figure. In other words, the upper body equivalent of a cankle. Jewish girls are notorious for this once they pass the age of 25, but just before they turn into full blown pear-shaped versions of their mothers.

Damn man, from the side, I saw those titties and thought mmm I might want me some. But once she turned and I saw those torships, I realized I would be in for a sweaty, bumpy ride.

by dmoney$$$ May 10, 2010

Jack Tors

Owner of "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps"

"Good afternoon, Jack's pickles and penis pumps"-- Jack Tors

by wevets March 7, 2009

B&Ters

Short for "bridge and tunnelers." People who hang out in Manhattan but live elsewhere and come in on a bridge or tunnel. Generally have a trashy reputation among Manhattanites, but in reality can range from sketchy Jersey shore guido types to normal Brooklyn/Queens residents who didn't want to shell out $2000 a month for a closet-sized shithole in The Village. Surprisingly, most B&Ters are nothing like the guy in "My New Haircut." Still snobbier Manhattan residents usually stay away from bars/clubs frequented by the B&Ters.

Jersey shore guido: "Out of the way, broski. Me and my boys are ready to down some fuckin' Jager bombs. We're gonna get wasted and grind on every piece of pussy in this place. The bitches are gonna love my new haircut."
Roxbury bouncer: "This is the Roxbury. We wouldn't allow trashy B&Ters like you guys in this club even if you had Jessica Alba with you."
Jersey shore guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking ZONE!" (tries to walk in, ends up in nearby dumpster)

by Nicholas D December 28, 2007

tierslum

In multiplayer games where players oppose each other based on some form of rating/ranking/tier system, tierslum or tierslumming, is the activity of finding ways to play in lower tiers than you belong, and hence dominating and gaining rewards or stats much quicker.

Uberganker1337 has a K/D of 4,2, but he got it tierslumming so it does not count.

by Tangouser July 25, 2011

Keep the hoes on their toes

Sometimes you gotta keep the hoes on their toes. Can't let them know your next move.

"did you snap that girl back"

"nah imma wait a few minutes, gotta keep the hoes on their toes"

by Cooper K October 14, 2020