Toef

Sensual foreplay using a woman's vagina and their partners big toe.

Man, my girl is freaky. Last night she asked me to toef her when we went to bed.

by GunnerRecall September 5, 2020

cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

thefacebook

A spiderweb-like network of a site, available to select universities. Students can create a profile containing all of their vital information. (Name, relationship status, telephone, AIM, address, classes, favorite stuff, etc.) For this reason, also called stalkernet by world-aware students.

Used to "connect" with friends from various schools or to gather information on that cute guy in your Psych 101 class.

The modern uni equivalent of "What's your number?"

Hey, are you on facebook?

by Lady Chevalier May 3, 2005

toerag

Obsolete British insult: a toerag is a piece of cloth worn on the foot under the boot to substitute a sock, especially in winter, and by vagrants. Something that is squalid and disgusting; by extension, a bum, vagrant or tramp.

Preceded more obscene (and thereby effective) insults such as tosser or wanker. It has fallen into disuse also because it invokes an element of the old class system, snootishness and looking down your nose at the lower classes.

Leave them alone, Baz, they're just a bunch of toerags, they're not worth it

by Zwentibold December 27, 2008

toenail

while its not really made of skin like the other definitions said, its actually made of keratin, which also makes up your hair and (of course) your fingernails. also, as a side note, keratin is also what makes up rhinoceros horns

teacher: hey, kids, did you know that your toenails are made of magical candy?
gullible child: really?
teacher: no!

by wierd al April 3, 2005

toemad

Toemad is a nickname for the popular youtuber Twomad.

toemad is the funny man

by lnterenfy October 12, 2020

toenails

Hardened discs on the tips of the toes that protect the toe. Females like to paint their toenails all different colors.

Samantha painted her toenails red, then she stuck them in my mouth, and I began to suck on them. For the next hour, she made love to me with only her red painted toenails.

by Seth March 26, 2004