square toed shoes

ugly Kenneth Cole shoes that douchebags from miami wear. Probably forgot to button their shirt as well.

Miami Mike: "Yo these square toed shoes are hot, youre tripping".

Hes fucking wrong.

by Jdog6969 March 4, 2011

nine toed woman.

a woman with only 9 toes. 5 on one foot and 4 on the other.

Walter: Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

by Mr. Kay November 15, 2006

Closed-Toed

Basically, a fashion shoe style, but can be used as a term for being closed-minded, narrow-minded, uptight and/or a Debbie-Downer....

Valarie says to Jim, "What do you mean, Wilbur can't use the girls bathroom, don't be so closed-toed."

by Huskergirl22 February 17, 2017

ten toed

To hit somebody so hard that they completely leave both their feet in the air for any amount of time, usually resulting in a KO

He got ten toed so bad from that hit, now he sleepin on the ground

by Anarchy99 August 30, 2015

Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

pidgeon toed

someone that walks as if their big toes have been tied together by a slightly tight rope

look at that loser walk pidgeon toed lets throw eggs at him

by spencerrr September 30, 2006

Size 10 steel-toed enema

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.

How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?

by PeeBee February 13, 2004