heiny tatterings

flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner

Hey what you need right now is some heiny tatterings to cheer you up!

by Scubagod October 26, 2006

Brown toasting

Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.

Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"

by Mewcatgo August 11, 2015

damp toasting

The art of replying in a short manner/ being uninteresting in order to let a conversation die

I really am not interested in that guy, I should just be damp toasting him

by TheCampingWall October 24, 2017

Toasting my noodle

When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.

I was so bored I started toasting my noodle, it was AWESOME

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

Toasting

(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.

Man, I was toasting so hard last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.

by Ryan Storm October 23, 2006

Toasting

Toaster kink

Tyler : I’m in to toasting what about you?
Me : What’s toasting?
Tyler : Oh don’t you know? It’s when someone gets aroused by toasters
Me : Damn, okay?

by Plant Dad 🌱🌿 April 30, 2019

Despacito Toasterino

Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath

Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.

by BruhBruhPepperoni June 29, 2019