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Toastah

Slang word for gun. A toastah "gun" is a muzzle or breech-loaded projectile-firing weapon. There are various definitions depending on the nation and branch of service. A "gun" may be distinguished from other firearms in being a crew served weapon such as a howitzer or mortar, as opposed to a small arm like a rifle or pistol, but there are exceptions, such as the USAF's GUU5/P. At one time, land based artillery tubes were called cannon and sea-based naval cannon were called guns. The term "gun" evolved into a generic term for any tube-launched projectile-firing weapon used by sailors, including boarding parties and marines.
In modern parlance, a Toastah (gun) is a projectile weapon using a hollow, tubular barrel with a closed end—the breech—as the means of directing the projectile (as well as other purposes, for example stabilizing the projectile's trajectory, aiming, as an expansion chamber for propellant, etc.), and firing in a generally flat trajectory.

The term Toastah "gun" has also taken on a more generic meaning, by which it has come to refer to any one of a number of trigger-initiated, hand-held, and hand-directed implements, especially with an extending bore, which thereby resemble the class of weapon in either form or concept. Examples of this usage include staple gun, nail gun, glue gun, grease gun. Occasionally, this tendency is ironically reversed, such as the case of the American M3 submachine gun which carries the nickname "Grease Gun".

Most guns are described by the type of barrel used, the means of firing, the purpose of the weapon, the caliber, or the commonly accepted name for a particular variation.
by GunMan1999 May 4, 2011
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bi-toastal

Someone who is talented enough to use either side of their toast, when applying butter, jelly, jam, peanut butter, even though one side of the toast may be a little more done than the other.
"One side is lighter than the other, which side do you want me to use?" "It doesn't matter. I'm bi-toastal!"
by Relda Faye May 3, 2010
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toastgasm

A sexual desire for a slice of toasted bread; any physical or visual contact of toast in which leads to an orgasm.
"Amir had such a high interest to toast, he eventually got toastgasms from eatting a slice a night ago."
by Sha-Chan December 26, 2008
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Toastaroastin

For something to be good. A term used to start up conversation. Something people shout out to get attention. A feeling or emotion.
Hey! That catch was toastaroastin.
Boy: TOASTAROASTIN!
Girl: What?
Boy: Hi whats your name?
Jim: Hey dude how are you?
Bob: Pretty toastaroastin, you?
by Connor1414 January 28, 2009
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toastaroastin

fly, sweet, ballin, studdin
a term used to describe something
Damn that shot was toastaroastin.
by Connorpk March 25, 2009
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Toastalitus

toastalitus is a rare eating disorder in the preparation and eating of toast. the duration of the eating of each peice of toast must take as long as prepartion,

common slang names for someone with toastalontus is known as a toasty or toast tart or a tallulah.

the physical attributes are big heads and the ability to cry on demand how ever psychologicaly they are an insecure minority who become compulsive liar and cleptomanics, commonly stealing from family members in most cases the older sister. they are a jealous bunch who are unloved and threated to run away due to this laco of compassion towards them.

there own eating disorder is aggravated further by being second best at everything and never comparing to older sisters. whom are smarter and far more attractive. they become sheep and try act like those who they aspire to be like but can never pull it of, this is where they alleviate stress by the presentation of there toast.

usualy spreading carefully covering the entire side of bread in a topping or two. unfortunatly due to anxiety and low self asteem they burn the toast. and try to hide it by smothering extra toppings and spraying the odd bit of febreeze in the surrounding environment.
tallulah your toastalitus is really bugging me, hurry up and eat it before i do, slow coach
by toasttart November 10, 2009
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Toasta

A term used to describe a white person who utters the word that cannot be spoken by a white guy. Being called a toasta is one of the most demining terms that a white person can be called. It is derived from the white racial slur, "Cracka", as toast is another wheat-based product.
What a N****
How dare you! Your a such a Toasta!
by rainday September 21, 2021
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