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Premature Twejaculate

Failure to think before you tweet.

Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.
Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.

Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.
by MattInWinnipeg March 6, 2014
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tejasvini

The person who is really fun . Has many friends because of their jolly nature. Tends to be little over enthusiastic at times. This person is very trustful and is a true lover. They can be overpowering, so be ready for the bossy baby.
Tejasvini is the girl you wanna be bff with.
by Lost_poet May 2, 2018
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thejapanesehorror.com

A website that has posts about Japanese creepypastas, Urban legends, and 2chan horror stories. Similar to creepypasta.com but with Japanese horror. Managed by a guy called Shishou.
He translates those stories from various parts of the Japanese internet and posts them on his website.
Guy1: Man, I love those creepy Japanese horror stories.
Guy2: Wait...Where did you find those stories?
Guy1: On thejapanesehorror.com ,of course.
by 22Anon22 July 28, 2016
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Toejamming

The act of ramming and massaging your girl's vagina with your big toe, similar to finger banging.
"John, jesus. I look over when we're supposed to be watching football and you're toejamming your girl on my couch. Get a fucking room you pervert."
by Grolls September 26, 2011
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Tejashree

If there's any live example of beauty inside out then it has to be Tejashree. She is one of a kind. She takes care of people around her more than she takes care of herself. She may seem cold sometimes but has the most delicate heart. Anyone who has Tejashree in life is blessed. One of the most loyal persons you can find. She is a bundle of joy and will fill your life with happiness and love. People with the name Tejashree rule the heart. All the boys go crazy about her because she is very attractive and her personality makes everyone envy.
Tejashree, oh she is so hot!
by Kinky KATS November 25, 2021
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tejano

Originally someone of Mexican descent who was born and/or raised in Texas. Used to distinguish them from people from Mexico (Mexicanos). A type of music based upon the button accordian and greatly influenced by the German bands of New Braunfels, Seguin, and Fredericksburg. Narciso Jimenez is recognized as its originator.
#1: De donde viene?
#2: Soy tejano.

La Tropa-F is my favorite Tejano band.
by Doug Hall October 4, 2006
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Teja Vu

The feeling you get when you think you've seen something on TV before, but it turns out you haven't. Similar to Deja Vu.
Howard: I've seen this episode of Jersey Shore before! Damn re-runs! Wait, Snooki is acting like a whore? Unheard of! So maybe i havent seen this before!

Timmy: you've got a bad case of Teja Vu! Oh, and you talk to yourself a lot.
by polliander August 29, 2010
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