Flapjack Titties

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.

Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!

by _viper_ May 13, 2014

Tittie Lockdown

Tittie Lockdown is the situation that takes place when you can no longer control yourself because the bitches are controlling you with their tittie powers.

Marc: Yo i've been trying to tell that bitch off for so long.

Andy: Why haven't you?

Marc: Bitch got me on Tittie Lockdown.

by Marc519 December 7, 2009

Tittercated

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.

Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

by The Most AwesomePersonEver October 10, 2010

Niagara Titties

The condition that occurs when a woman belly extends past her flapjack boobs. The boobs then appear to be cascading over the belly like water over Niagara Falls.

Damn, Did you see that bitch's Niagara titties spill all over the place.

by El Jeffe de Chicago January 30, 2009

tic tac titties

when its really cold, and your nipples get super hard, theyre like tic tacs. pretty much self-explanitory!

it's so fuckin' cold i got tic tac titties!

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

kitties titties

Similar to the phrase “the bees knees” but with much more passion. If you're the kitties titties you're basically the shit. You've done something pretty damn good to be given this title.

Wow the variety show was really amazing this year!

Ya our student council is the kitties titties.

by Shanley deacon June 15, 2014

Dem-Titties

Something you should show me, or anyone willing to ask to see.

"Hey you, show me Dem-Titties!"

You Answer: Lift all upper Garments sos to not obstruct the view of Dem-Tittties.

by squirrel :D December 26, 2011