tits

tits are playthings.

oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits

by JoyThief January 30, 2007

Tits

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

tits

the big roung things that girls have on their chest's. also know as boobs.

cool tits ya got there.

by jacktheshit36 August 26, 2006

tits

A woman's breasts, including or not including nipples.
For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.

"Look at this bitch on the side of the road WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT!!!!"

by sorrysauce July 29, 2007

tits

If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).

Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.

by Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair September 3, 2006

Tits

Breasts!

'Nice tits love'

by mm July 23, 2002

Tits

Lovely little birds.

Hey Grandma! I know you let me look at your tits enough today, but I just love watching them move around. So let me see the tits some more!

by homer definitions June 12, 2018