Timber

A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall.

"Dude, watch out for that little chick. She might try to play 'timber' on your ass."

by OliviaC4 November 30, 2009

Timber

The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.

Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!

by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009

Timbers

A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame "supporters group" the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into the MLS in 2011, where they didn't make the playoffs, didn't win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the Cascadia Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals, Seattle Sounders FC. They're also the holder of the self-proclaimed "Soccer City USA" title. Probably should have a better team if you're going to call yourself that.

The Timbers Army wasn't too happy today. 48 seconds from kick, Roger Levesque from the Seattle Sounders scored a goal. RCTI...lose?

by ECSTID January 13, 2012

Timber

A very beautiful girl who's out going and is very caring . She is a great girlfriend but it takes time for her to open up and actually let you in . She may seem like a player but she's very loyal and kind hearted .

Guy 1: woah you date timber?!

Guy 2: yeah she's amazing

Guy 1: your so lucky bro don't let her go

by Bigbooty110 November 6, 2015

timbering

The act of climbing up a tree, standing or felled, with the goal of ascending to its top. Generally done without the assistance of any equipment, analogous to bouldering and buildering. Challenging routes may be added to increase the difficulty of the climb, especially when competing with a friend.

Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.

Man, all the rocks out here suck!
Well, we could always go timbering.

by Samanthuel March 31, 2010

Timber

When you lay in the 69 position with the person on top. You then grow a tree shit from your arse and shout timber and drop it in to said participant at the bottoms face

That poor girl last night she got the timber.

by Donzil March 27, 2020

Timber

1.BAY AREA TERM for Wen u take a women ta bed. u push her on tha bed(timber) then get ta stickin her. SEX

"its about ta go down, its its about ta go down (TIMBER)" Timber - Mistah F.A.B

by ChazY June 23, 2006