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dick tight

Dead balls on perfect. The most absolute measurement you can get without assistance from tools
Me: Is that going to fit there honey?

Baby: Hell yeah that's dick tight!
by Dick Fiztwell March 8, 2016
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black tights matter

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere
I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.
by von groovy April 13, 2019
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you got me tight yo

Being upset or annoyed at someone
You got me tight yo, fuck outah my face
by Skrtskrtlilhoe April 25, 2017
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Tiah

She is a fun, bubbly girl that everyone likes and wants to be around, her warm heart can heal a thousand, that's why she's the best to talk to when your feeling down.
Ashleigh: "are you ok...?"
Kate:"no, there's just stuff going on right now"
Ashleigh: "go talk to tiah she will cheer you up!"
by Insert handle. February 22, 2017
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Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!
by C'est Logique July 22, 2011
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nigger tight

To over-torque or over-tighten a fastener to the point of stripping its threads or making such bolt or fastener virtually impossible to remove or loosen in the future without breaking or shearing it completely off.
"What's taking you so long to remove that wheel?"

"Latrell put these lugnuts on nigger tight and now I can’t get this wheel off."
by crab rangoon December 15, 2013
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Tightarming

The necessary action of keeping the arms tight to the body to hide unsigthly sweat patches around the arm pits. When all else fails, it is the last line of defence.
Jerry was forced into tightarming, after his decision to wear a light grey tee to the club disasterously backfired when his new anti perspirant failed him in front of the laidies.
by cornstalk August 24, 2009
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