Hop on War Thunder

Slang Cock and Ball Torture, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

1: Hey, I'm gonna hop on War Thunder
2: You sure? Doesn't that hurt?

by kilroyyy April 20, 2021

War thunder

The sexual act of having sex at the highest point in your area while a thunderstorm is happening and see how long you last before you get hit by lightning.

Guy one: “Yo me and my girl tried a war thunder last night we lasted 20 seconds before we got hit”

Guy two: “ You fucking dumbass”

by Beamzhasmemez August 30, 2021

Swedish guy in War Thunder

All About the meatball, and also no roof lol

Porch like to be Swedish guy in War Thunder
Gem : *PTSD*

by urfriendlypedo February 17, 2022

War thunder snail

An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.

I have to buy premium today, because the snail is watching.....The war thunder snail.

by War Thunder victim January 31, 2025

War thunder

War thunder is a game that is complete hell and makes you wanna die.

person number one: "SHIT DEPLOY FLARES TISM 2"
Tism 2: "FUCKFUCKFUCK NEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWM BANG *fucking explodes due to war thunder AIM-9 sidewinder*"

by The autism lad October 7, 2023

War Thunder

𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘣

The act of leaking sensitive or classified documentation on military equipment, technologies, or general intel online.

Usually an attempt to win an argument online when somone's favorite vehicle or weapons system isn't represented "well enough" in their shitty MMO.

Other times it's a move pulled by larpers online who think it will make themselves look cool.

(Insert user here) has been banned from (Insert discord server name here) for the following offenses: Posting F-16 documentaion marked with "NOFORN" in #memes

User: The hell did (banned user) go?

Moderator: To the forums probably. Dumbass was caught doing a War Thunder, so we had to ban his ass.

by Stupid Idiot Wyvern. November 18, 2023

War Thunder

A game where you pay to win, basically it's a capatalistic game.
John: Wat u doin' ?
Tom: Playing War Thunder and I'm in debt.
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I spend all my money on War Thunder!

by anonymous September 27, 2023