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Half is Thirteen 

Expressed in a mathematical, H= 1+3. H represents the level of intoxication of an individual, while 1+3 denotes the minimum level acceptable under Beac law. The variables 1 and 3 are dynamic and increase over the course of the drinking period, until H is equal to way too many numerical values.
Person A: How was last night?
Person B: Dude, H was definitely = to 1+3 last night.
Person A: Cool story bro. And what you up to tonight?
Person B: Gonna rage. H will equal all kinds of different numbers.
Person A: Makes sense. After all, Half is Thirteen.
Half is Thirteen by D.J.Oco October 9, 2012
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Thiroteen 

It is a name for the 13th generation of Maahad Tahfiz Al-Quran Wal Qiraat Pulai chondong.Thiroteen is a combination of "the hero teenager" which gives its meaning to its members.Although the origin of the thiroteen name started unintentionally but it was well received and was renamed as the 13th generation of Mtaqpc.With the motto "United We stand Divided we fall" many successes have they built and the various obstacles they have encountered together without ever giving up.Now this generation has completed their studies and their legacy at Mtaqpc.(2013-2018).Hopefully the thiroteen family will continue to be strong and steadfast in building success for their lives.
Who are they? That's thiroteen.

Thiroteen left a great legacy here
Thiroteen by blackjx May 20, 2019

thirteen letter shit spreader

CB Slang for an International truck
-Skunk Gizzard: Breaker. Breaker. This is the Skunk Gizzard calling out for anyone descending from the heavens of Big Snowy Creek (Road); Come back.
-Liplash: Liplash has his ears on. Go ahead.
-Skunk Gizzard: Go easy on my back door. I got a thirteen letter shit spreader playing cargo to a Pete with it's jake on. If you're comin' down strong, be forewarned that there's no way around. Over.
-Liplash: That's a big 10-4 Gizzard. Thank you for the heads up. Much appreciated.
-Triple S No One / Triple S #1 (possible future handle for the president of SuperScoutSpecialist): This is Triple S No One callin' for Skunk Gizzard and Liplash. An extended warning regarding that Catter-fillered Peter. Come back
-Skunk Gizzard: Go ahead
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP (Driver of Peterbilt): I resemble that. Come back.
-Triple S No One: We're double teaming this road whore. He's my chute and I'm his pusher-upper. You got an okay on the go-around but unless you want to be in the way during or on your way to, the next flight to heaven, it'd be best to get in the rocking chair on this ride. Over.
-Skunk Gizzard: ~click~
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP: I'll be one seat up from you til I take a hard Paint Bank up to the 64 Triple S. Over.
Triple S No One: ~click~

You are thirteen 

A pejorative term implying that the insultee is thirteen years old and thusly having the mental age of a thrteen-year-old. They from then on are thirteen regardless of whether or not they have ID to prove otherwise.
You are thirteen. Quit being such a dumbass.
You are thirteen by Psi August 10, 2004

thirteens 

Original rims that came with your hoopty.
Man, I saw Calvin today, he's still pimpin his thirteens......
thirteens by Jizaay August 11, 2003

thirteen letter shit spreader

A manure spreader made by International Harvester Company
Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.

Thirteen 

The most asian card game ever invented. Although there are other races playing this game, mostly asians play during their free time. It consists of four players with 13 cards each. there are some variations but usually HEARTS are the highest and SPADES are the lowest. Players try to get rid of their hands by beating the previous card or cards played.
HEY! we have some extra time. lets get four people and play thirteen.