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Tejano

Another form for Texican


Combines the words Texan and Mexicano.
"Selena was Tejano music's brightest hope for the future."
by depaul420 July 18, 2008
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Thejaswini

The sexiest person alive. She is so hot that everyone is all over her. If you're looking for fun, you have to go to her. She has boys lining up for her, but she's way too awesome for them.
P1 : Dude, who's that hot ass girl over there?
P2 : Keep wishing man, you don't have a chance with her. That's Thejaswini.
by Thebestever❤️ January 2, 2017
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Tejano

Mexicans that had the border cross them, not had them cross the border. Been there for quite a while, Viva Tejas I guess.
Also Selena is better than your pop artist, by far.
I'm Tejano
What
Mexican Texican
Oh
by YungTejano2004 March 14, 2019
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thetans

1. Soul. As defined by Scientology. Derived from the greek letter theta for thought or life or the spirit.

2. Thetans are needed to animate a flesh body.

3. According to Scientology you are full of "body thetans" - degraded thetans who were once people but are now clustered together along with you and inhabit your body along with you. You are the leader of these thetans.

75 million years ago there was supposedly a ruler of this part of the galaxy named Xenu. To cure overpopulation on all the planets he controlled he summoned the people with psychiatric conditions in for an income tax audit. There they were instead paralyzed by injection of an alcohol and glycol mixture into their lungs. They were packed up in refridgerated units and loaded onto space-craft and taken to Earth (called Teegeeack then) and packed around the bases of a few volcanos.

Then their bodies were all destroyed by nuclear explosions. After this the thetans who were flying around in the winds were caught in electronic beams and frozen together in blocks. Then they were taken to huge 3-D cinemas and shown forms of what life should be like on Earth. After that they supposedly clustered together with a lead thetan in charge and they ended up inhabiting bodies in these clusters. Hence although we are a single thetan we supposedly have about 2,500 other lesser "body thetans" attached to our own thetan self.

The dysharmonious relationship between you and your thetans is what causes all sickness and disease in the world.

If you join Scientology, and pay thousands of dollars, you too can go through the process of freeing yourself from these body thetans at huge monetary expense.
I know why I have cancer!! My thetans are flaring up again. Better fork over some cash to the Scientology folks so that I can be rid of this disease and my entire life inheritance all at the same time.
by The Troll August 7, 2005
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themanism

1. noun: a person notorious for stalking random girls online. 2. verb: the act of stalking random girls, mostly on social networking sites.

themanism refers to the act of stalking random girls, mostly on social networking sites. This behavior is typical among loser guys who would not dare to look a girl straight into her eyes in real life. Characteristic traits of these guys is adding random girls whom they rarely know as 'friends' on social networking sites, liking and commenting on every activity of the girl and stalking the girl till she removes the guy from her friends' list.

An easy way to identify a person exhibiting themanism is checking out their recent activity on social networking sites. Their activities would usually consist of status messages targeting girls and comments only on girl's profiles.
Dude, Jack exhibits typical themanism. He 'likes' Julie's status which reads PMS is the worst a girl can go through!

Gosh, this guy is a typical theman. He updates his status message on Facebook every ten seconds with random songs to convey a message about how lonely he is without a girl friend.
by suryaa.theman April 23, 2011
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theana

the most loyal and bad-ass goddess they are very pretty
theana is betiful
by theagoddess October 12, 2020
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Tejana

Tejana is a very loving and caring person, who has a very very voluptuous juice phat ass. she has brown eyes, she's short , smells very good. Tejana will always be there for you whenever you need her , her hair is like a lion mane.. she's also very HILARIOUS she makes everyone she talks to laugh. she can be a little slow.
"Oh" " is that tejana with the fat ass".
by Anonymous90988 January 27, 2022
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