The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023

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the mega tamago burger

the most amaising mcdonalds burger known to mankind, but sadly is only available in japan:

The mega tamago from McDonald's in Japan is a slightly altered Double Big Mac with one meat patty replaced with an egg patty, and some bacon thrown in because...hell, why not?

I just jizzed in my pants from mearly laying eyes opon the mega tamago burger

by Tyler Babcook November 5, 2010

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Blair the used Tampon

Its when the character Blair in Total Drama Roblox is made fun of or bullied because she looks like a used tampon, which she does, because everyone thinks that Blair actually does look like a used tampon.

Stacy: I'm so fat and ugly.
Justis: You are, but at least you're not Blair the used Tampon

by CoryXZeeke August 18, 2023

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Gallstone and the Twink (ft the talking tampon)

Beauty and the beast

Man I can’t wait to watch Gallstone and the Twink (ft the talking tampon)

by Lucianoluc December 30, 2025

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The Devil's Tampon

Four Different Shots of Liquor lined up, the last being Devil Springs Vodka, and a line of cocaine extending from the base of the last shot glass...

from above it resembles a tampon, the cocaine looking like the string...

you down the shots and blow the line in rapid succession

" Dude, I pulled on The Devil's Tampon twice last night, I was so mangled I ass banged "THE RED ONION."

"Did you Cry?"

by Jake aka Mr. Dick Fitzwell October 13, 2008

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