Fishing the squid 

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.

Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?

Fishing the squid by R. Roll November 18, 2010

milking the squid 

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

milking the squid by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

Sid the Squid 

A graduate advisor who berates a strong, competent, and skilled graduate student.

Despite having a Sid the Squid advisor who called him incompetent, the graduate student convinced his dissertation committee that his research data was correct and repeatable.

Sid the Squid by Pseudonymously June 27, 2024

Milking the squid 

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

Milking the squid by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025

the joker's squad 

Immature vloggers bashing successful idols saying it was just a "prank" and later posting an apology video where they've just gone mad.

The Joker's Squad just posted a video about (a Kpop Group)

the joker's squad by ImAnonymousYes July 13, 2020

That’s what the squad needed 

Something your friend used annoyingly in irony

Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed

That’s what the squad needed by Nezuko with a gun October 9, 2020

The Inky-Squid 

A sex move which integrates human semen, diarrhoea, and lots of period blood to form a sticky, thiccc, black substance which resembles ink.

Earlier, at dinner, I roofied my wife with 4 times the legal limit of horse laxatives. I then took her to the bedroom and proceeded to insert my Erraculous deep into her period ridden vag. I then pounded that bitch into oblivion for 16 hours straight before pulling my blood covered cock and pushing it into her anal cavities which was ripe and full of litres, no, gallons of sloppy poo. After another 4 hours of anal plundering, I then felt to urge to ejaculate, so i pulled my massive rock-hard cock out and proceeded to finish on her face, covering her in a mass of shit, blood and my dirty, syphilis infected semen to create a black, sticky mass on her face. She got "The Inky-Squid."

The Inky-Squid by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020