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The Princess and The Pea 

A sexual position in which the female lies on a bed, masturbating so profusely that the mattress bounces up and down, while the male lies under the bed with the tip of his erect member against the mattress. This continues until both parties climax.
"Helga and I did the Princess and the Pea the other night, and when we were done, we started the Red Riding Hood."

Slay the Princess 

a cool lil indie visual novel where you don't slay the princess
Have you seen Slay the Princess yet? I slayed the princess and I got a crayon-drawn congratulations card. Maybe I shouldn't slay the princess.
Slay the Princess by dizzymountain November 6, 2023

Adora from Shera and the Princesses of Power

Adora is the main protagonist of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, the current She-Ra; guardian of Etheria, and co-leader of the Princess Alliance and The Rebellion.

Adora was raised from infancy by the sorceress Shadow Weaver, as a member of the Horde. On the day Adora is finally given recognition and rewarded with becoming a Force Captain she ends up captured by members of the Rebellion. However, after spending time with and befriending Bow and Glimmer, Adora realizes that everything she had ever been told or believed was wrong.

With the Sword of Protection in hand, Adora gains the ability to transform into the Princess of Power —She-Ra. She also discovered she was not born on Etheria, she actually belongs to a race called the First Ones and brought to Etheria through a portal by Light Hope. After shattering her original sword she eventually learned to draw the power from within her and transform into She-Ra without it, as well as being able to summon a new magic sword into existence when needed.

After battling the Horde and finally defeating Horde Prime once and for all, she and her childhood friend and former enemy turned girlfriend, Catra, decide to explore and restore magic to the universe with their friends Bow and Glimmer.

Adora is said by the creators to be 17-18 years old at the beginning of the series and 20-21 years old by the end of it as, according to Noelle, 3 years has passed since Season One.
“Hey! Do you know Adora from Shera and the Princesses of Power?”

“Oh yeah, I’m dating her.”

“Oh yeah, your that sussy baka called..... Catra! YEAH THATS IT!”

The Princess Zelda

A sexual position/adventure best undertaken by three persons. One individual, preferably the hairiest of the three, hereafter referred to as "Ganon", must “kidnap” a second individual, hereafter "Zelda". The third individual, hereafter "Link", thus embarks upon a quest to "rescue" Zelda.

The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.

Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.

Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.

You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.
"This weekend my girlfriend, her Pilates instructor, and I were playing The Princess Zelda and he almost won until I pulled out my Master Sword and smote him."

"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."
The Princess Zelda by linkgenesis January 27, 2013

The princess is in another castle 

1) The event in which you expect a female, only to get something else (like a dude) instead, especially in the case of dating a transvestite or someone similar. The phrase originates from Super Mario Bros., where instead of getting the princess at the end of all but the last castle, you end up rescuing a Toad instead.

2) The event in which a female does not show up at the appointed place and/or time.
Male 1: "Dude, I went out with this one bitch, only to realize she was really a guy!" Male 2: "Haha, the princess is in another castle!"

spanking the princess 

I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.