poison the well

a decent melodic metalcore band for people new to the scene who have progressively gotten worse

poison the well is a decent band but other bands like remembering never and the red chord are better

by MChopp October 12, 2003

Poison the Illgotten Skill

1. A phrase used to describe a wack or incompitent emcee. anyone who "poisons" eardrums is known to be Poison the illgotten SKill,also related closely to the term Wanksta and Phony.

"yo you soundin Poison the Illgotten Skill lately man,that shit aint right"

by Jewelius Seizer March 6, 2003

Poison the Well

released the cd "the opposite of december" one of the few perfect albums out there where every song is good. epitome of good hXc.

but then the fucking sell outs changed their style/topics and even voice, released t-shirts in hot topic and started touring with pussy scremo mtv bands like thrice and tbs

oh man, when i see the lead singer of poison the well, he will get a kick square in the balls

go pick up "women and children die first" by remembering never instead, another perfect cd.

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

poison the roach

To perform a naughty deed.

I caught Jack trying to poison the roach last night.

by Kazumi T January 5, 2006

poison the waterhole

To ejaculate into ones own, or anothers belly button (Navel). Extra points are done if you can just get a quick squirt in without overflowing it.

Edward: fucking hell jeremy what took you so long on the shitter?

Jeremy: i had to have a few tries to poison the waterhole.

by Alex Dundizzle January 5, 2008

The sweaty poison

When you have a wank/jerk off on your back and when your about to cum roll out of the way of the spunk before it hits you

I failed the sweaty poison it got in my eye

by Azbaz04 January 19, 2019

The Devil's Poison

An illness that usually lasts for 6-12 hours in which the victim uncontrollably farts, emitting a stench unbearable to everyone in the general area including the victim himself. Symptoms often include nausea, sore anus, diarrhea in the later stages, and irritability. Most farting is an enjoyable hobby but the Devil's poison is a sick curse you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.

Morty: Dude what the hell man...it's funny when you let out normal farts but this just stinks.

Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.

by Darryl Hardy July 22, 2014