The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.

I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!

by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021

packing the missile

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally

Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.

by pandono September 12, 2011

packing the pud

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;

I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.

by CtC May 30, 2014

Packing the beans

A 5 star sexual move between male and female or male and male, where the male puts his hard penis and testicles into the receiving females or males ass cavity. This act is typically done after anal sex so as to have already stretched out the receivers asshole. I would not recommend this act be practiced by those not experienced in anal play or stretch training.

Damn yo!! Last night I was packing the beans in that bitch, I thought my nuts were going to be crushed, she so tight!!

by Wett noodle June 23, 2023

Packing the Cannon

Another term for anal sex.

Example 1

Guy1: Dude, how was your night with Jessica?
Guy2: Man, i couldnt believe it, i spent half the night packing the cannon.

Example 2

Dude, you never pack the cannon!

by XxSleevesxX February 24, 2010

not on my side of the crisp packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

Packing the Fudge

A saying the originated in the 70's. When two homosexual males have sex there is only one of two places that dick is going into. Let's just hope it doesn't cause constipation. Gay people need a way to make love too.

When Gary put his dick up Larry's ass he started packing the fudge.

by TheWhiteBowser August 2, 2016