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Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.
-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.
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Nunchuck Grandma

Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.
My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!
by Words are fun ay? August 14, 2022
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Nunchucker

Ew that must be a nunchucker
by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021
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Pink nunchuck

Holding it at the base and clubbing a partner with a semi flaccid penis, the sweet spot is hard enough to make a noise but not so hard you can feel the blood rush to your helmet
Smashed kirsty across the face with the pink nunchuck last night, she's wearing sunglasses to work today, got a shiner 😬
by Le on January 26, 2022
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Bloke Nunchuck

When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion
The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck
by The Blokes May 24, 2020
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Nunchucker

Ew, is that a nunchucker.
by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021
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