The Nancy Carballo Theory

The Nancy Carballo Theory "Nancy Theory" states that if a women (typically of the heterosexual subclass) has no redeeming qualities of any sort, and still attracts people of the opposite sex, indeed has to be good at giving oral sex (throat goat)

"Bro she is soo mid, the Nancy Carballo Theory says she has to be the tg"

by kanyelover69 December 13, 2022

The nance

The pregnancy. (Short for pregnancy)

I do not have the nance.

You have the nance, don't you?

Fuck me from the back, I can't get the nance!

by LingDanc803 October 17, 2023

What the nani

What the nani - can also be pronounced like this : what da nani, what nani...

A mix of "What the fuck" and the japanese word "Nani" from Ken the Survivor (stands for "What ?!").

Use it when you are very suprised and would be tempted to say "What the fuck ?!", but you really like Japan (and slang is sometimes frown upon).

1) Your father : "You listen to Rammstein ? I hate Rammstein ! It's pure shit !"

You : "What da nani ???"

2) Your girlfriend (if you're a male) : "Hey, in fact I'm a lesbian... Ciao !"

You : "Wh-what the nani ??"

by WhatNaniDePunjitsu April 26, 2020

Xanny the Nanny

Who a girl says is babysitting her kid when she's given the kid Xanax to make them sleep while she's out partying.

Hey Girl, my kid's with Xanny the Nanny, let's party!

by AvalonLeFae April 28, 2022

Downloading the nancy

When you search and look at porn to remind you of specific real person.

Man that new hot redhead at work got my horny, I was up late downloading the nancy at her all night.

by anonymous February 24, 2025

Downloading the nancy

When you search and look at porn to remind you of specific real person.

Man that new hot redhead at work got my horny, I was up late downloading the nancy at her all night.

by Mark the man, aka MTM February 24, 2025

Attack of the Nans

The moment, usually in a sporting context, when the pressure is on to perform, but you find yourself overcome with nerves and a crisis of confidence resulting in turning to jelly and bottling it.

Whilst playing pool: 'I'm not sure he's going to pot this black, he's having an attack of the Nans'

Whilst playing golf: 'will he sink this for a birdie, or have an attack of the nans?'

by DJ Peloton December 28, 2025