Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel

last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)

Loading the Musket by anonymous August 10, 2024

Deep Throat the Musket

Could mean anything

Committing suicide

Blowing a large dick

Or a fetish of putting your mouth at the end of a barrel if a gun

Someone puts a gun in your mouth.

Depends on how you use the definition

I was with Kyle last night, I deep throat the musket.

Kurt Cobain committed suicide. He deep throated the musket

I enjoy deep throating the musket.

Deep Throat the Musket by NOS4A2 October 13, 2022

The Ramen Musket

When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth

Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her

The Ramen Musket by Johnny-k17 June 3, 2019

The Three Musket-Buskets

The Three Musket-Buskets are a group of three grown men named Aoyodoywn Oneilio, Leesum KiloRee, and Toysoy Lawson. They were once the gods of the Earth but are now reduced to mere mortals thanks to Luisangel Tapia and his minions, The John Doe's.

"Dude, The Three Musket-Buskets just got turned against eachother by Luisangel Tapia!"
"Don't care bitch"

The Three Musket-Buskets by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022

The Memphis Musket

When you’re getting head from a girl with dip in her mouth and she spits down your dick hole and stuffs it down with a chopstick

“Rebecca and I tried The Memphis Musket the other day and I haven’t been able to piss since”

The Memphis Musket by Neolapse December 27, 2022

firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

firing the flesh musket by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.

Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."

The Improvised Human-Musket by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025