musket

Guy does girl in butthole. When the final moment is approaching, he puts one of his balls in girl's butthole, girl farts ball out and guy blows load onto girl's back.
** Not recommended for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' balls are so big its impossible for him to do the musket.

by Costa Rica March 15, 2008

Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha June 22, 2006

Musket

When you have a long weekend filled with booze and cigarettes and you feel like shit the next day and you want to shoot yourself. Usually you are sweating, have indigestion, diarrhea and mumble your words.

God, that weekend down at the lake was hell on my liver. Ugh, Musket.

by SimpyJ August 25, 2011

musketeering

When three men get naked and swordfight with their genitalia.

At camp, my best friends Scott and Dave and I engaged in a bit of musketeering.

by Isi Sirius December 15, 2012

Musket

When you take a dip and then spit the dip spit into someone elses mouth. It is called a musket because of its close relation to the "shotgun" the shotgun is when you blow smoke of any through your hand or any other hollow object into the other persons mouth and they get all your smoke. The musket you dont use your hand, it is just a transfer of dip spit.

She said she had never tried chew, so i gave her a musket. Next thing I knew, we are married with 7 kids.

by CAGP June 22, 2010

Muff Musket

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

Musket Ball

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.

"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?

by karfighting September 27, 2009