Smorgas-Morgue

A place where doctors can get 'off the books' organs, to perform 'out of the operating room' surgerys.

Nurse, this heart is defective...
Call the Smorgas-Morgue...see what they have in stock !

by Zuber Snitz April 16, 2020

The Morgue-an

When you're doing the deed with a girl whose heart stops in the middle of sex, you try and cum, then use a defibrillator to start her heart, before she gets brain damage.

This chick had a hear attack the other night and I had to pull the morgue-an

by Morguean January 18, 2021

morgue ass

The asshole of a recently deceased person - traditionally a cis male - that has been rimmed, usually as the result of a prank played on an unsuspecting rimmer.

Remember when you led me into that funeral home blindfolded and fed me morgue ass for 3 hours straight! That was a good one! 😂

by Shaq The Ripper June 27, 2025

Black morgue

Slang term for Bathroom, mostly on public toilets since no one flushes after cleaning.

Johnny: Has anyone seen Jerry, I told him to not eat those damn Burritos!

Lee: He’s on the Black morgue right now

by Hassle tha Hoff November 18, 2017

morgue mouth

A morgue mouth is described to be something as a smell inside of someone’s mouth. For instance a morgue is where people that have died go and get settled in , but where the mouth comes into place is when it smells really bad like somethings died inside. Almost like a whole bunch of plaque on someones teeth thats built up and fonky.

OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAD DIED INSIDE OF ISAACS MOUTH I ALMOST THOUGHT IT WAS A TRASH CAN I WAS TALKING TO

random girl: oh no thats just morgue mouth

by Nowgtfougly May 1, 2024