Johnson

To *do this* means to become extra-friendly with poles, due to distractions or merely having too much carvy fun

Uh oh! He just pulled a Johnson

by dizimatt January 1, 2020

The Johnson

The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl. Their is three different types of The Johnson.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a surprise when she wakes up.

Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she don't need a receipt for that!

by Topher Johnson February 14, 2008

Johnson

Def. 1: A man's penis
Def. 2: a Surname

"Look at my Johnson!"

by LHInotShaggy February 20, 2023

Johnson

Ve cut it off.

(I say, "Ve cut off your Johnson!")

Zen ve stomp on it and sqvish it.

"I need my fucking Johnson."
"What do you need that for, Dude?"

by Memphis Jay March 7, 2008

Johnson & Johnson

A sexual act in which a partner gives another a blow job, but before ejaculation he turns the partners head, finding himself ejaculating into said person ear. Proceeds to push them down, reach around remove two Q-tips from there asshole and throw them on said person face.

I was skull fucking her so hard, then stopped..... Then let her have the Johnson & Johnson... BooYaa!

by Rick Bowers May 15, 2008

Johnson

the name of a swag snake

"And what's his name?"
"His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"

by gh17 September 2, 2011

Johnson

The type of guy to shit his pants and say he didn't shit his pants and when his friends find out he did he says just kidding.

Johnson shit his pants, he was exposed by John and Johnson said "Just kidding!"

by Flex1231231232131123 April 23, 2018