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The Gooch

Shameless, S10E10: Fold the scrotum and it sticks together. With the right testicular configuration, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that.
From S10E10 of Shameless, Frank tells the cop about an unusual place to stash drugs, "Fold the scrotum and it sticks together, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that."
by PrettyLittleBambi May 9, 2021
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The Goach

A teacher who is well versed in ye oldy medieval shakespearean performences by himself
THE GOACH IS AMAZING AT TEACHING, D'U GET ME!!
by Hey boo bear June 3, 2025
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The Gooch

Snoop Dogg's pet cockroach. Yes he did name it that. Look it up
"have you seen The Gooch lately?"
"No, but I've heard he's the size of a dollar bill"
by Gretelismycat July 13, 2025
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Swivel the gooch

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.
Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "
by Alacardt May 23, 2018
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Tonguing the gooch

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.
"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."
by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025
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Misting the Gitch

When you have a wet fart and it hits your underwater
I was out drinking last night and the beer farts had me misting the gitch
by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025
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The holiday Gooch

The period of time between Christmas day and New Years Day, like the peice of skin between your nutsack and butthole.
'How was your Christmas Eric?'

'It was ok, but the Holiday Gooch was much better!!'

'Dude, where were you last night, it was New Years eve!?!'

'Sorry man, I spent my entire Holiday Gooch wrecked so I crashed out last night instead.'
by BZA Beard January 9, 2010
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