Golden retriever boy

A boy with fluffy hair , quite shy but energetic, usually plays a sport or games or both , can’t hold or handle eye contact and gets nervous(probably will give u the side eye ),has a nice smile , funny and great t have around can make others cheer up in a instant ,nice to talk to and genuinely great company a 99/100 possibility he has anger issues but won’t take them out on u unless ur causing them

“Aww he’s so sweet”
“Gives me the vibe of a golden retriever”
“He’s a golden retriever boy”

by Funkymonkeytime December 11, 2021

Golden retriever energy

An attribute associated with young, attractive men – typically with dishevelled or fluffy hair – who share the energetic personality, playful behaviour, or kind innocence of a golden retriever.

"That boy is so silly and playful, he exudes golden retriever energy."

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 15, 2020

Golden Retriever Boy

A guy who is sweet and patient, most likely has shaggy blonde hair and just wants to make people laugh.

“You’re a Golden Retriever Boy aren’t you?”

by htebazilekrob March 2, 2021

Golden Retriever Effect

1.The golden retriever effect is similar to thought process that golden retrievers have.
2.Commonly found in teenage boys with crushes and or girlfriends.

1.)Human: Wanna play fetch?
Dog: Fetch?! FETCH IS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: Wanna go for a walk?
Dog: Walk?! WALKS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: I can't play ball now, I need to take a nap.
Dog: Nap?! NAPS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!
2.)Bobby: Dude!! Where were you last night? You missed the party!
Bill: Oh really? Sam wanted to go to yoga class, and it sounded fun so I went with her.
Bobby: Sounds like a classic case of the Golden Retriever Effect.

by Sept. 7 May 1, 2009

golden retriever boy

A white boy with shaggy blonde hair that both looks like and has the personality of a golden retriever.

Friend 1: Dude, Jack is so fine!
Friend 2: He’s such a golden retriever boy though!

by TheColdFreek September 29, 2020

Golden Retriever

When, while in the doggy style position, the male urinates into the female.

Man, I just golden retrievered some bitch!

by Maramas January 15, 2011

Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy

“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”

by Ophen October 15, 2023