Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

The German Snowplow

Any number of bizarre sexual deviations involving animals and feces.

"Todd and I went down to Wal-Mart yesterday to buy a lobster for this bitchin' German Snowplow he and Jai were planning."

by Crayton the Barbarian May 6, 2004

like the germans

A phrase that can be added to the end of sentences for humor. Much like "that's what she said", but not sexual. It instead can point out some aspect of german life from beer to nazis, but it can apply to anything. It was originally coined in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

"I hate those guys, I wish we could just round them up and kill them, like the germans."

"I drank that beer faster than the germans."

by Davis Riordan August 26, 2009

The German Cornhole

When having gay sex and you roll your partner over, jump off of a high surface, and penetrate his anus. After you are firmly planted into your partner, you twist around and shit down his back.

Jonny: My dad and I did The German Cornhole last week. Im still trying to get ahold of some anal bleach. And I STILL need to scrub the shit off of my back.

by sodacanplus April 26, 2014

The German Grillmeister

The German Grillmeister is a sexposition where a male takes the other partner from behind and has a beer and barbecue tongs in his hands.

I did „the German Grillmeister“ with my girl today.

by Taorib March 5, 2021

The German Rockslide

If you jizz on a Girl's chest and kick her out of the bathroom back in the club !!

I just did my special finishingmove "The German Rockslide" with her !

by mahfakker August 8, 2012

Shake Hands with the Germans

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!

My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.

by Poiker April 20, 2004