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How the fuck is Steve Jobs? 

A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.
Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys

The fuck my shit at? 

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.
*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.

The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH? 

Something some blue haired idiot said once.
Person 1: -Insults Ninja-
Ninja: The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH? -Throws chair-

The Fuck Off Swipe 

When someone calls you and you slide them over to voicemail, this is equivalent to flipping them off, and is highly offensive to the other party.
* homie rings*
You: * send to voicemail*
Homie:
Aw hell nah! They did not just give me the fuck off swipe!

Shut the fuck up September

Shut the fuck up September is where you have every single right to tell people to shut the fuck up whether they like it or not.
Everyone in the world has a free pass to tell anyone to shut the fuck up throughout the whole month of September.
person 1: Hey.
person 2: Shut the fuck up!!
person 1: Hey bro thats kinda rude!
person 2: Not my fault, its shut the fuck up September.

Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?

Let me bring examples that happen in my school... (to prevent lawsuits and snoopings, I will avoid mentioning class and student names)

so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation

and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today

aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol

Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them
Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?