the bigger the feet the bigger the meat

This rule applies to anyone who has a "glizzy". Basically, the bigger your shoe size, the bigger the thing in your pants is.

Johnny: "Damn bro, how big is your shoe size?"
Jeremiah: "Oh, it's 10.5 bro"
Johnny: "You packin fr bro, can I see it?"
Jeremiah: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "You never heard the rule? The bigger the feet the bigger the meat!"

by flatscreen January 26, 2023

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retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018

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father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."

Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

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Yeetus to the Feetus

Oh No! ur crappy boyfriend didn't cover it up and now ur pregooooo with a baby that you dont want? but don't worry grab your handy dandy friend and let them kick u in the no-no square. oh you don't have friends? don't worry this activity is totally capable to do by yourself. just don't let your conservatives parent know.

"OH MY LORD JACOB DIDNT COVER UP AND KNOW IM FRICKEN PREGNANT"
"come here"
"what are yo-"
*kicks you know where*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks tho, where did you learn how to do that"
"just an old yeetus to the feetus"

by kavjh,d October 28, 2020

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