shit of the century

The first amazing shit you take after shit-fasting for the thanksgiving holiday season.

Bro i havn't shit this week, when we eat that turkey tomorrow, im gunna drop the shit of the century

by Punk I Am October 11, 2016

trap of the century

A phrase used by the rapper Lil Pump Jetski. Commonly heard at the beginning of almost every song by this artist.

Yo Jake turn on some Lil Pump!
*Lil Pump, trap of the century, ooh aye, Ronny J producinn'*
Aye dope shit man

by chaboi12 May 22, 2017

The Lie of the Century

When a faggot ass bitch is at the beach with 2 girls he doesn't even know, and in trying to impress them, he says he is hard of hearing and has had eight operations on his ears. His friends are astonished by this seeing as though he has never said anything about any operation(s) on his ears in the two years that they have known his skinny ass.

Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.

Sid: Have you girls ever had trouble with hearing?

Stupid NY sluts: No not really

Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?

Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?

Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)

Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.

rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"

by Grinnel1 March 9, 2009

The turn of the century

An era of great disaster, chubbenstein was born, and the world's supply of poop has since been threatened. The poop mongreal was acquired by chubbenstein around this era, some say the poop mongreal is a dog made of poop, others say he is a poop made of dog, which ever, the poop mongreal devours complex carbohydrates and transforms them into nefarious poop.

"I will become Chubbenstein, and conquer the world's supply of poop, and I'm fat, and I'm stupid, and I'm an idiot, and I definitely DON'T EAT POOP, Just kidding, I really eat a lot of poop!" exclaims Chubbenstein at a press conference at the turn of the century in which he was pretending to be Danny Peterson, but Danny Peterson eats poop too, so who's he trying to fool?

by seanyo san January 8, 2004

stainer of the century

a person who is found on the side walk smeared all over the place. usually brown in other word a shit stain of the century.

"holy fuk
"what
"that dog has a puffy tail
"oh yeah and that blak fulla is a stainer of the century!!

by george tony October 30, 2004

trapper of the century

how lil pump (daddy) likes to call himself, on his song "obama" he says a lot of times "trapper of the century".

ex : lil pump (or someone else idgaf) is the trapper of the century

by obama said i'm moving bricks January 7, 2018

yelling of the century

To take out anger on a subordinate who has done a horrible mistake by yelling at them.

"He gave Davis the yelling of the century after the whole incident."

by Nerdford January 10, 2020