Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.

I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.

Freckle the bowl by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

Taking the browns to the bowl game 

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.

Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.

Taking the browns to the bowl game by Handballs April 12, 2009

echo the bowl 

Loud reverberation that occurs from forcing a fart whilst on the toilet.

I was woken up this morning when I heard Paul echo the bowl.

echo the bowl by Sterling64 August 17, 2016

fish in the bowl 

Action of displaying your cock in an empty wine glass. Usually done at parties or formal events to loosen up the guests and initiate an orgy.

Yesterday at the party, Alex did the fish in the bowl with Stephanie's glass. He was so pissed.

fish in the bowl by Dom900 April 5, 2011

Brawl with the bowl 

To drop a deuce, or to poop.

I had to brawl with the bowl really hard after all those nachos.

Brawl with the bowl by zac archer June 28, 2008

cook me into the bowl 

When someone from outside the smoking group gets "in on the action" which is typically between two members of the original party that are already smoking and hit the bowl.

Man 1: Aye man, can I get in on this shit?

Man 2: Yeh. You wanna smoke foo'?

Man 1: Yeah, 'cook me into the bowl' maynnn.

cook me into the bowl by RyanAndChris January 12, 2008

splatter the bowl 

A loud explosion of feces that litterally blows out your ass, sending small drops of liquid poop all over the inside of the toilet bowl.

After the double cappucino, I ran to the bathroom and did a "splatter the bowl" in my friends toilet.

splatter the bowl by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004