Boardy the Smartboard 

Boardy is a character from the Roblox game "Shovelware's Brain Game". Most people dislike him because he sounds annoying and somewhat like a Pedophile. His like to dislike percentage is usually 40% percent liked and 60% disliked.

Person 1: "Ugh, I hate Boardy the Smartboard! He sounds like a pedo!"
Person 2: "Well, I really like Boardy, he's one of my favourites!"
Person 3: "Ain't no way Person 1 thinks a smartboard is a pedo 💀💀💀"
Person 1: "Did you just say an emoji?"

Boardy the Smartboard by Zuri_Smiler December 8, 2023

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards 

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards by Albionest July 13, 2025

Waxing The Floor Boards 

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

Waxing The Floor Boards by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

Shaving the Beard 

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

Shaving the Beard by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

Shave the beard 

When a gay guy dumps his fake girlfriend he uses to hide that he's gay.

Danielle got dumped? I guess jack decided to shave the beard, we all knew

Shave the beard by Teshandra April 22, 2013

sex the bonard 

a phrase with any number of vague meanings.

1. "Sex the bonard!" -- expressing approval.

2. "Sex the bonard." -- saying goodbye.

3. "Sex the bonard!" -- expressing outrage.

sex the bonard by J. E. Willfred July 20, 2008

the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

When someone is giving you head, and just before ejaculating you push it all the way down their throat causing a cough at the moment of ejaculation that makes the semen fly from their mouth to their chin like the beard of an ancient Chinese sage.

The other day I ejaculated down my girlfriend's throat and the result was that she looked like she had the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.

the beard of the ancient Chinese sage by Cambumbo March 24, 2026