The Zacklees

After a long night of drinking, when you wake up with that taste in your mouth, which tastes "zacklee like your asshole."

Don: So Paul, you have a good time getting trashed last night?
Paul: Ya Don, but do I ever have the zacklees right now!
Don: No worries buddy, me too.

by Mizou October 14, 2005

the zain test

The Zain Test, locally originated in Durban, South Africa in the early 2000's by a group of school kids. Named after one of the guys in the group. It is the test of fidelity and loyalty of a guy's female partner.

Traditionally, a guy would ask another guy (The Zain of his friends), ie: the most charming or persuasive and successful in seducing women, to test his Girlfriend to see how faithful she is to said guy.

It has evolved since then and can also be a test to measure the promiscuity of a woman.

Lets give Angela The Zain Test

by CatStevensEvens March 8, 2017

The Zackaning

Given to a person when they constantly miss plans avoid saying no by giving vague answers and all around being a jerk when it comes to making or keeping plans.

Dude Jim said he would be on in 10 mins
Looks like the zackaning is happening

Wheres jim?
Idk looks like hes pulling a zack

by ___Ikaros___ April 23, 2020

doink the zard

The act of pulling a Charizard card from a pack of Pokemon cards, placing marijuana onto the card, rolling it into a blunt and smoking it to get high.

kyle: yo bro check it out, just pulled the shiny charizard that's like 400 bucks.
kyle's homie: duuuude siiiick, lets doink the zard bitch.
kyle: what the fuck does that mean.

by doobiemaster69 May 26, 2021

The Zamboni

A sexual act where the girl is waterboarded and then penetrated from behind while her head is stuck in the freezer so she develops a light glaze of ice on her face.

"Why is the freezer door open?"
"Sorry bro, I was just giving my girl the zamboni"

by OddSexualAct February 2, 2014

the zav sisters

only the hottest girls alive. one with curly hair and the other with straight. when they walk in the room everyone stops and stares but then quickly pretends not to. the brady sisters envy them and try to be like them but they can't even touch how these zav sisters are.

Kyle: Damn! The Zav Sisters are here! Time to get my freak on. *Sprays cologne*
Daniel: Fuck me! Fuck me!
Brady Sisters: *Drool*
Ethan: Yum, yum!
Jared: I melt.
Robert: HAY GIRLS!! Brady girls, stop drooling, you'll never be as hot as them.

by chris kyle justin and matt November 29, 2004

The Zachary

When your girlfriend breaks up with you, instead of writing mean things on your facebook, you have sex with her best friend or sister, whichever she is closest too, film it, then send it to her via text message, preferably when you know she's having a great day!

She broke up with me, so i waited until her graduation day to give her "The Zachary" shit was cash.

by THE BFR October 16, 2011