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The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
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The Waffle House

originated during 2021 when a young gentlemen worked at the waffle house and had the most foul and putrid experience ever, therefore creating The Waffle House phenomenon

if you hate your shitty ass fucking job, call it The Waffle House all over again!
"Fuck man, this job fucking sucks i hate it, its like the waffle house all over again!!"
by MindlessBrunette April 22, 2025
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a crepe in the waffle house

A term used to describe when a homosexual is in a heterosexual environment - it is not intended to be an insult
Lance: "So, I went out last night at ended up at some bar named the End Zone. Wrong implication - it was about football."
Mike: "So you were like a crepe in the waffle house?"
Lance: "Yes!"
by von groovy May 11, 2019
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how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.
"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."
by G T Ripper March 30, 2009
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icing the waffle

Fucking the girl against a fence, and you cum on her face, as she has the imprint of the fence on her face. -Garret
I fucked her so hard on the fence, that I was icing the waffle.
by Garrettandthefence November 25, 2016
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Conner The Waffle

Youtuber that "loves" bootlegs and fan games. His content is more on video games. He also likes waffles. (Of course, he would lol)
Person 1: Hey have you seen Conner The Waffle's new video?
Person 2: Whos Conner The Waffle
Person 1._.
by Kerplunk?! November 30, 2020
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