Twistin the Bread 

When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

Twistin the Bread by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012

The Berlin Twist 

The act of putting your index finger upon your helmet, rolling the foreskin over your finger, twisting your finger around (thus acquiring as much cheese as possible) and then placing said finger beneath the nostrils of the nearest bystander, preferably in an unshowered situation.

After leaving the gym my first decision was to give Scott 'The Berlin Twist'.

Adam gave me a pretty heinous Berlin Twist

The Berlin Twist by ScrapInTown July 11, 2014

the anti twisted doctor republic 

epic swag motherfuckers who bully twisted doctor fans for le lols

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Anti Twisted Doctor Republic?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: " Me neither."

the anti twisted doctor republic by Anti Twisted Doctor Commitee June 28, 2021

twist the hay 

To roll a joint (and smoke it)

"I got the buds; let's twist the hay."

twist the hay by bopperx January 31, 2009

THE AMAZON TWISTER 

is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it

Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!

Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight

Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down

THE AMAZON TWISTER by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

the oreo twist 

when a man blows in a girls ass pulls it out and she sucks the cum and shit off his dick she is having the oreo twist

would you like the oreo twist

the oreo twist by 6url8 June 7, 2016

The Alabama Twister 

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado

"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"

The Alabama Twister by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023