The Squid

It is an erotic sex position commonly used by necrophiliac marine biologists where the man and woman lie on a bed (with a headboard with bars) with the woman positioned on top of the man with both parties facing the ceiling. The woman tightly grasps her legs around the man's buttocks and the couple then grasps the bars of the headboard. From the top view, it should appear as the body of a squid with the arms of the man will correspond to the arms of a squid.
NOTE: Vaginal use recommended to produce a fish-like smell like that of a squid.

Man, Heather and I tried the squid, and wow, it was so erotic I had a craving for seafood as if her love cup wasn't enough.

by Mike Carini January 12, 2009

the squid

a type of dance where the dancers look as if they are made of jelly. squidding is a popular dance to do around the forth of july. the dance is most common among those that have "it."

1. Point feet inward
2. Bend knees
3. Lean over
4. Move your arms back and forth
5. Now you're halfway to having "it"!

Kerry, Alex, Hannah, and Karina were doing the squid at Evans 4th of July extravaganza.

by Declan Devito August 2, 2007

The Squid

aka. TAMPON, female product

omg the squid is gunna fall out

by Japeto May 17, 2005

Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.

Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?

by R. Roll November 18, 2010

milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

Sid the Squid

A graduate advisor who berates a strong, competent, and skilled graduate student.

Despite having a Sid the Squid advisor who called him incompetent, the graduate student convinced his dissertation committee that his research data was correct and repeatable.

by Pseudonymously June 27, 2024

Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025