Kissing the Rose

Analingus

He was biting my ass and started kissing the rose and I farted in his face.

by caryatid68 October 5, 2011

Destroyed in the Rose

E17 Slang. To be anally abused by an older gentleman brandishing a pickle.

I was nearly destroyed in the rose, but then he pissed himself, and I got away.

by You’ve been Gregg’d December 4, 2021

shitting on the rose

When you take a good person and treat them like crap. You have come along, seen something nice and thought, ‘how can I make this situation shitty? Oh, I know, I’ll squat down and actually sh*t on it.

Hey? Is that even necessary? Why are you shitting on the rose?

by TheChanniestStarInTheSky June 20, 2018

stem the rose

Basically, it is making something desirable or acceptable when an undesirable situation is presented. A rose with thorns intact is considered unacceptable as a gift, but the florist ''stems" the rose, e.i. removes the thorns to thus create a very desirable product.

First we stem the rose, then we place it in the flower arrangement. A dozen roses, stemmed and wrapped, is only 39.99 while supplies last.

by Kenny Ray December 27, 2008

Stem the rose

Its a euphemism for "struggling against love". In the movie "Brokeback Mountain", Jack and Ennis were hired to protect the sheep from wolves.... ie... to _stem_ the wolf attacks. Instead of stemming the wolf attacks, they stemmed the rose... which meant that they were battling against homosexual desires. Essentially, it was used to equate _being overtaken by same-sex-attraction_ to _being overtaken by a wolf attack_ .... and was used as a device to show that the boss saw them as being attacked by love.

Despite being from two families at war with each other, Romeo and Juliet were unsuccessful in their attempts to stem the rose... and love won out.

by Glenn G December 27, 2005

got the rose

Being chosen, being the one

Yeah! I got the rose! Its me who has been chosen for the project!

by Eielbiem May 11, 2017

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015