pud

short for pudendum, or genitalia. dick, crank

I spent all day pounding the pud.

by nut January 31, 2005

pud

a person who does idiotic things without too much effort. Is not always derogatory, but can be used as such.

I felt like such a pud when I tripped up the stairs at the tube station.

I am such a pud.

My boss forgot to tell me that the times of a job had changed, so that I could let his crew know...what a pud monkey.

by Val Cohen April 26, 2004

Pud

Penis.
Usually used when someone is being an idiot.

You sir... are a Pud

by Super Sexy Boogeyman Slaya December 3, 2010

PUDS

Post Urinal Drips. Usually only caused by males.

Johnny walk out of the toilet and you could tell he had a PUDS.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Pud

A very prissy, weak man of no masculine character at all. Totally void of toughness.

John wad is such a pud.

by Dynodikk June 9, 2009

pud

An east indian(punjabi) translation of the word Fart, to pass gas, or break wind, ect...

Today in class when it was all quiet, I forced out a massive Pud.

by Hassan the super pakk April 15, 2006

pud

A stupid or useless person

That guy is such a pud I hate him

by Nina C December 28, 2005