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the michael jordan v2

When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.
i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!
by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010
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The Michael Phelps

Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.
My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.
by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016
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the Michael bay effect

When movies Have explosions for random reasons and timings
Character eats a cake
*EXPLOSIONS, NUKES, DESTRUCTION,WORLD WAR 3
Character: What!?!?!.......WHY
Michael Bay: IT'S THE MICHAEL BAY EFFECT MOTHA FOCKA
by lifehater678 May 29, 2017
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The Michael Effect

The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection
Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened

Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
by ReceadingHairline November 18, 2019
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the michael

the act of a man performing fellatio on himself
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself man
Guy 2: Why thank you,I will go home and michael myself

the michael
by John M. Atwater July 30, 2008
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The Michael Palin

going pole-to-pole.
a male, male, female threesome where the female has a male at each end.
me and my mate done the michael palin with a bird last night.
by dj cooney August 27, 2009
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The Michael Half-Smile

Smiling while trying not to smile, then doing it anyways, but not really.
Guy 1- Did you see that guy do the Michael Half-Smile?
Guy 2- yeah man. He looked really confused.
by alleex June 5, 2013
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