by Devin that Dude April 05, 2009
The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.
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Why did Mary become a vegetarian?
Because she just got lettuced for the first time!
Why did Mary become a vegetarian?
Because she just got lettuced for the first time!
by Gambit Knox December 23, 2015
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by I'm so krunk July 18, 2020
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A medium, non-circular sized vegetable usually associated with being ingurgitated by rabbits. It is green and bland tasting like many other vegetables which are similarly grown on fertile lands such as on the vast farms of Mauritius.
A medium, non-circular sized vegetable usually associated with being ingurgitated by rabbits. It is green and bland tasting like many other vegetables which are similarly grown on fertile lands such as on the vast farms of Mauritius.
Person 1: Hey whats up fam, watchaeatin
Person 2: Not much. Just some lettuce which conveniently fits into my bowl
Person 1: Bruh. We all know lettuce aint a circle!
Person 2: Not much. Just some lettuce which conveniently fits into my bowl
Person 1: Bruh. We all know lettuce aint a circle!
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